{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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