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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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Apium is a genus, as currently circumscribed by Plants of the World Online, of 12 species of flowering plants in the family Apiaceae, with an unusual highly disjunct distribution with one species in the temperate Northern Hemisphere in the Western Palaearctic, and the rest in the temperate Southern Hemisphere in southern Africa, southern South America, Australia, and New Zealand. They are prostrate to medium-tall annual, biennial or perennial herbs growing up to 1 m high in wet soil, often marshes and salt marshes, and have pinnate to bipinnate leaves and small white flowers in compound umbels. Some species are edible, notably Apium graveolens, which is the wild ancestor of the commercially important vegetables celery, celeriac and leaf celery.
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}